Editor's note:
Bill's mother had offered to regale us with "stories about tree stumps, spaghetti, campouts in the backyard" and so on. But Bill completed what passes as a bio, so these stories will not be appearing in this space.

From Bill:

I felt it was time to divulge my own secrets before my mother shared the ones I don't want released to the public. I spend most of my time with my family, weeding my garden (which is mostly weeds), mowing the lawn and cleaning my garage. I do also eat, sleep and work. Oh yea, I play in a band sometimes.

These are a few of my favorite things:

• Cubs baseball games on the radio
• Band practice (only if it includes a good game of garage ball)
• Making salsa
• A good beer at Olde Main Brewing Co.
• Band practice

Bill